there's only a few where I recognise myself

Generally if I've taken it and found the right angle, I think 'okay." If someone else has taken it and found any other angle, I think 'please delete that right away."

what the hell happened?!
when I was 20/30 ish, even 50ish totally ok

nhbgvfdcsx

Atleast im not more ugly than the others lol.

I always look mildly uncomfortable. Or if I don't, I think I look too fat.

I think my body must have been possessed by some parasitic alien because I don’t really stand like that, do I?

"There I am! I was right there."

When I get married.

There are only a few photographs of me in existence. I don't like them. They don't represent how I see myself.

I looked nice.

Too many cookies. Either live with it or change it.

Because of digital and camera phones, there are a lot more photographs around. There are about five photos of me from age 0 to 8. (1959 to 1967). We just didn't own a camera; that was a hobbyist's activity. There are about a billion photos of my son't first month.

..... oh dear

Oh dear :-(